Shanty Man

Now modern ships carry mighty funny gear 
And away, get away, you shanty man! 
Ain't seen a halyard for many's a year 
And they got no use for a shanty man 
 
Slick new fittings are all your style 
And away, get away, you shanty man! 
All very clever, but they just ain't right 
And they got no use for a shanty man 
 
Shanty man, oh shanty man! 
Who's got a berth for a shanty man? 
Sing you a song of a world gone wrong 
When they got no use for a shanty man 
 

The cargo’s stored in a polythene pack 
And away, get away, you shanty man! 
Raised and lowered by a dry bollard jack 
And they got no use for a shanty man 
Floating computer dressed as a ship 
And away, get away, you shanty man! 
Skippered and crewed by a microchip 
And they got no use for a shanty man 
 

Shanty man, oh shanty man! 
Who's got a berth for a shanty man? 
Sing you a song of a world gone wrong 
When they got no use for a shanty man 

 

Soon they'll be sailin' by remote control 
And away, get away, you shanty man! 
And that'll be pleasin' for the owner's soul 
And they got no use for a shanty man 
They’ll send their shiiips from dock to dock 
And away, get away, you shanty man! 
While sat upon their arse in an office block 
And they got no use for a shanty man 
 

Shanty man, oh shanty man! 
Who's got a berth for a shanty man? 
Sing you a song of a world gone wrong 
When they got no use for a shanty man 

A sailor's life it once was hard 
And away, get away, you shanty man! 
Up there on a topsail yard 
And they got no use for a shanty man 
Now it don't matter if the wind blow high 
And away, get away, you shanty man! 
You can take force ten with your feet still dry 
And they got no use for a shanty man 
 

Shanty man, oh shanty man! 
Who's got a berth for a shanty man? 
Sing you a song of a world gone wrong 
When they got no use for a shanty man 
 

New-fangled gear's no use to you 
And away, get away, you shanty man! 
When you're off Cape Horn with your faces blue 
And they got no use for a shanty man 
Then's the time you rue the day 
And away, get away, you shanty man! 
You sent your shanty man away 
And they got no use for a shanty man 
 
Shanty man, oh shanty man! 
Who's got a berth for a shanty man? 
Sing you a song of a world gone wrong 
When they got no use for a shanty man 

 

Listen at night and you might hear    
And away, get away, you shanty man! (quietly sung)
A ghostly sound on a cool night air 
And they got no use for a shanty man 
Was it a ghost from a distant past 
And away, get away, you shanty man! 
Or just a breeze in the radar mast?  (build up to loud) 
And they got no use for a shanty man 
 

Shanty man, oh shanty man! 
Who's got a berth for a shanty man? 
Sing you a song of a world gone wrong 
When they got no use for a shanty man 

Shanty man, oh shanty man! 
Who's got a berth for a shanty man? 
Sing you a song of a world gone wrong 
When they got no use for a shanty man